Norman put his arms around his son's shoulder and swept the other out, encompassing all the view.
"One day, my son, I shall no longer stand here, king of this land, and when that day comes all that you see will then be yours."
Little Jimmy looked about, then sighed. Great, King of rocks and scrubland, just what he always wanted. "That's... great dad." he said, trying to sound positive. "Can I go back to playing Xbox now?"
And so it was that Little Jimmy eventually moved away and became the CEO of a Fortune 500 company, and Norman died with no other heir, and the land passed into the keeping of the Prickly Pears, and knew suffering for an age. |