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Date Uploaded: Jan 18, 2007

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 Comment away!!!!I swiped the BG of the doctor's office. I masked myself off, and deleted the rest. Used a 75% opacity blur brush on the edges to smooth the jaggies on me. I didn't think about the white balance until Crystal mentioned it and I closed Photoshop, so I can't fix it...grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
**Disclaimer**
Don't try this at home, I'm a trained professional.

This old lady goes into the doctor and she's feeling a little uncomfortable. So, the doctor decides to lighten the mood. He takes out one of his gloves and asks if she knows how they're made. She just gives him a blank look. He says, "They are made in China. The workers stick their hands in a vat of latex and peel them off when it dries." The lady doesn't crack a smile. A few minutes later, the old lady almost falls off the table laughing. The doctor asks her what is so funny. The lady answers, "I was just imagining how they make condoms!"

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 01/22/2007 07:49:03 PM
too cute for words!!!!!
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 01/18/2007 09:21:47 PM
LOL. That doesn't look very safe. Funny. good job blending yourself into the background, too bad about the color cast.
Funny joke.
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 01/18/2007 07:19:11 PM
ahhh man i was at the doctors office today too and was bummed i didnt bring my camera. it was such a coool setting. a stark white room with a big white medical chair thing smack in the middle of the room. really cool. LOVE that u actually thought to bring your camera with you. great work
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 01/18/2007 06:16:29 PM
heheheheheheeeeee too darn funny!
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 01/18/2007 05:52:54 PM
Ahahahahahahaha... wow. There aren't words.

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 01/18/2007 05:41:15 PM
ROFL. You goofball. Keep it up. Heh, in this instance, white balance doesn't matter. ;~p
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 01/18/2007 04:36:22 PM
Originally posted by Art Roflmao:
Hey! I used to work in a Chinese condom factory! ;-P
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Ouch! My condolences. :P
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 01/18/2007 04:32:03 PM
Hey! I used to work in a Chinese condom factory! ;-P
Great one, Mike! ...or should I call you Roosterhead?
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 01/18/2007 04:03:21 PM
best one yet! :)
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 01/18/2007 03:28:07 PM
swiped it?...Did you mask in the bg behind you? If so the masking is great. I'd fix the white balance in the background to fit that of you in teh front. it's a bit too yellow. but otherwise great shot. sharp, funny,great comp.

Message edited by author 2007-01-18 20:28:22.
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