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Your Wife's Lawyer Will See You Now Mr. Smith
Your Wife's Lawyer Will See You Now Mr. Smith
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Challenge: Nude III (Advanced Editing IV)
Collection: Humorous
Camera: Canon EOS-20D
Location: home
Date: Aug 21, 2005
Galleries: Humorous, Black and White
Date Uploaded: Aug 21, 2005

 What the heck, its all in fun anyway. I asked everyone around to pose for me and no one would do it including my wife. So I had to come up with an idea for myself as the subject. I didn't think anyone would be interested in seeing me unclothed so I did my best to hide as much as I could and still get the idea across without grossing anyone out. By the way, I am happily married for 32 years. That's why I can laugh at this subject matter. I hope I haven't offended anyone.
In case you are wondering, there is no "Divorce For Dummies" book. I made that one up. I wonder why they haven't thought of it yet? I hope you caught the lawyer's name on the diploma. Just a little added humor.
I hope I don't get scored too low on this one. I couldn't decide if I should submit it or not, but I figured there have got to be some people out there with a sick sense of humor like mine. If I get some good comments and I have made some people laugh it will all be worth it!

Statistics
Place: 35 out of 118
Avg (all users): 5.9044
Avg (commenters): 6.9434
Avg (participants): 5.4286
Avg (non-participants): 6.0154
Views since voting: 3828
Views during voting: 1345
Votes: 481
Comments: 56
Favorites: 0

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 08/29/2005 03:50:12 PM
Haha, I love it!
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 Comments Made During the Challenge
08/28/2005 10:13:53 PM
haha Nice!
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 08/28/2005 03:33:57 AM
Wow! Wherever did you find this book?
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 08/28/2005 03:15:10 AM
I love the lawyer's name. The scene is a little busy, but I suppose that it may have been necessary to convey the desired waiting room atmosphere. The sticks in the bouquet which occlude the diploma are distracting.
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 08/27/2005 11:41:23 PM
Good balance and framing. Nice way to take the cahllenge essential requirement and give us something different.
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 08/27/2005 07:12:19 PM
Funny funny funny! Great expression, great idea! 9
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 08/27/2005 04:52:30 PM
LOL This is great! Wonderful idea and end product. Totally unlike the other entries, this is original and witty. Congratulations on a great job! 9
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 08/27/2005 01:59:54 PM
I love this humor of this shot. The fact that a book would actually say that is awesome. Very well done. Perhaps a little oversharpened. 7.
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 08/26/2005 11:45:05 AM
GREAT!
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 08/26/2005 03:58:32 AM
Wonderful:)
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 08/26/2005 03:28:58 AM
Good eyeflow layout, excellent humour, Would have liked a touch more sharp black and white rather than grey. Deserves a top 10, just for the humor aspect
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 08/25/2005 03:48:08 PM
Funny and original. Great imagination and well presented. Good luck!
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 08/25/2005 09:03:30 AM
Been there, done that. LOL. I quite like the story! This is great!
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 08/25/2005 08:39:56 AM
Love the humour, composition works well, definitely stands out from the crowd.
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 08/25/2005 12:40:03 AM
funny...very brit
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 08/24/2005 07:39:37 PM
Excellent story telling image! Well done!
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 08/24/2005 09:11:51 AM
love the truth behind this very nice entree.
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 08/24/2005 02:15:45 AM
Good one!
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 08/23/2005 11:23:03 PM
Very funny. Poor guy. I like the details. The photographer worked hard on this one. Love the diploma.
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 08/23/2005 09:41:20 PM
This is funny! Good idea and composition..
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 08/23/2005 08:09:05 AM
I love all the planning that went into this. The attorney's name - I Will Screw You! The play on shirt and pants. Totally delightful.. Almost looks like something out of Mony Python.
Bravo for a whimsical, well conceived shot. I would have liked it a little brighter on the lower half.
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 08/23/2005 07:37:14 AM
I like your shot, humour is the key.
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 08/23/2005 05:26:23 AM
Absolute outright fun image enjoyedc viewing it 10 for the sense of humour
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 08/23/2005 12:39:32 AM
Love the attorney's name
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 08/23/2005 12:04:48 AM
Excellent. LOL. 7
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 08/22/2005 11:50:22 PM
Love the humour. Tecnically, I feel it may be overasharpened just a but. Thanks for making me smile
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 08/22/2005 11:22:37 PM
Any comic would be proud! Perfectly staged! [10]
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 08/22/2005 10:28:26 PM
funny
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 08/22/2005 10:11:55 PM
This feels forced to me, so I didn't score it very hight, however tThe humor is not lost on me though. Good luck.
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 08/22/2005 09:47:07 PM
lol - At least you didn't lose the tie. Nice compostion, crop, and lighting.
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 08/22/2005 09:38:51 PM
7 appears to be my "humor" score. I like this picture. Creative and well done.
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 08/22/2005 09:33:59 PM
This is funny. I think out of the humorus ones this is the best. Great job.
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 08/22/2005 09:30:39 PM
I guess this is supposed to be funny, but the humor is lost in the translation somewhere
 08/22/2005 07:45:20 PM
Good old Iwill...how does he stay in business I wonder. Nice take on the challenge. Very creative and well done! Good luck!
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 08/22/2005 07:31:45 PM
Points for humor. I like seeing it in black and white. Nice job.
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 08/22/2005 06:35:08 PM
excellant shot, love it-7
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 08/22/2005 06:12:14 PM
LOL, I get it now. Took me too long to read the back cover. Extra point for making me laugh.
Lighting and composition are pretty good too!
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 08/22/2005 04:18:17 PM
i think a lot of thought went into this shot but imo the final result lacks artistic appeal.
 08/22/2005 02:58:23 PM
Great shot, good contrast.
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 08/22/2005 02:53:00 PM
This shot is so funny, tongue in cheek humor. Well thought out and executed, good luck.
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 08/22/2005 02:49:44 PM
This is too funny..Great!!
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 08/22/2005 12:59:20 PM
Great humor. Interesting idea. Good compostion, except for the very black shoe right in the middle of the image, which is a bit distracting. <6>
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 08/22/2005 10:25:52 AM
Hahahahaha! Nice one!
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 08/22/2005 08:32:05 AM
for the purpose of the comp i would have liked to see some space between table and chair (damn nitpickers) but overall this is a great idea on the challenge and a very fine rendition
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 08/22/2005 07:55:18 AM
Tee Hee. . . .That is so funny! Way to go.
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 08/22/2005 02:11:59 AM
he he he he he he he he he...lol
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 08/22/2005 01:47:29 AM
LOL! I love the humor of this shot. And wow.. that is a real book? Scary. Good compositional balance too.
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 08/22/2005 01:47:22 AM
Hahahaha...this one cracked me up. Excellent.
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 08/22/2005 01:25:49 AM
The University Diploma should've been for Dewey, Cheatem & Howe.

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 08/22/2005 01:14:22 AM
At least you got yer shoes!! LOL Very funny.
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 08/22/2005 01:00:48 AM
absolutely cracked up at this photo. What a hoot. the shadow behind the flowers is a smidge distracting. Furniture wise, i'd like to move the corner table vase thingy just a little right of the armchair then touching is bothering my petty virgo brain. Great that you were able to have so much fun with the challenge - i do hope you didn't lose your shirt and pants the hard way ;)
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 08/22/2005 12:56:04 AM
HAHHAHAHA! Sad thing is that was me about 12 years ago! Nice job making me laugh my arse off!
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 08/22/2005 12:34:06 AM
Humor and nudity! Image is good too. Wish your point of view was a little lower. 7 - good luck in the challenge!
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 08/22/2005 12:33:01 AM
ROFL This is hilarious. I love this on many levels. Maybe the vase and flowers are a bit busy, but I gotta give you your props for originality and just taking it all off and going for it.
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 08/22/2005 12:30:10 AM
haha, love the loafers
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 08/22/2005 12:19:58 AM
PUNNY!
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