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01/24/2009 02:21:28 AM · #1
Hello. My name is Phil. I have been an alcoholic for..........................oh hang on. Sorry. Wrong forum.

My name is Phil, I am an idiot with a D300 and reckon I might be able to take a half decent picture with it.

Be gentle with me please.

Regards

Phil
01/24/2009 02:27:20 AM · #2
Hey Tazzers...great to see you on here....grab a drink and a straight jacket and you will fit right in!
01/24/2009 02:42:43 AM · #3
You're not THE Philip Foster are you?
01/24/2009 02:51:44 AM · #4
Originally posted by Simms:

You're not THE Philip Foster are you?


I'm not sure. I might just be making it up as I go along. Judi? Where doth I know thouest from? Photo Cafe? DSLR User? DC Mag? Britains' Most Wanted?
01/24/2009 02:55:19 AM · #5
Originally posted by Tazzers:

Originally posted by Simms:

You're not THE Philip Foster are you?


I'm not sure. I might just be making it up as I go along. Judi? Where doth I know thouest from? Photo Cafe? DSLR User? DC Mag? Britains' Most Wanted?


Hehehehe....you never know where I might be...I could be your worst nightmare or your sweetest angel.....snicker snicker....I am just the crazy red-headed bitch!

BTW.....your name is very familiar to me too!!

Message edited by author 2009-01-24 07:55:41.
01/24/2009 02:56:17 AM · #6
Originally posted by Simms:

You're not THE Philip Foster are you?


Originally posted by Tazzers:

I'm not sure. I might just be making it up as I go along. Judi? Where doth I know thouest from? Photo Cafe? DSLR User? DC Mag? Britains' Most Wanted?

Oh.....you'll fit RIGHT in here....

And no, she's wanted in seventeen countries, but Britain's not one of them.

Message edited by author 2009-01-24 07:56:47.
01/24/2009 03:02:01 AM · #7
Originally posted by Judi:

Originally posted by Tazzers:

Originally posted by Simms:

You're not THE Philip Foster are you?


I'm not sure. I might just be making it up as I go along. Judi? Where doth I know thouest from? Photo Cafe? DSLR User? DC Mag? Britains' Most Wanted?


Hehehehe....you never know where I might be...I could be your worst nightmare or your sweetest angel.....snicker snicker....I am just the crazy red-headed bitch!

BTW.....your name is very familiar to me too!!


I like red heads. My wife is a red head. I shall defend red heads with my dying breath or at least my wife will and that is a much scarier prospect.
01/24/2009 03:33:18 AM · #8
Originally posted by Tazzers:

Originally posted by Judi:

Originally posted by Tazzers:

Originally posted by Simms:

You're not THE Philip Foster are you?


I'm not sure. I might just be making it up as I go along. Judi? Where doth I know thouest from? Photo Cafe? DSLR User? DC Mag? Britains' Most Wanted?


Hehehehe....you never know where I might be...I could be your worst nightmare or your sweetest angel.....snicker snicker....I am just the crazy red-headed bitch!

BTW.....your name is very familiar to me too!!


I like red heads. My wife is a red head. I shall defend red heads with my dying breath or at least my wife will and that is a much scarier prospect.


Heyyy....I like you after all...you will do okay!
01/24/2009 04:00:35 AM · #9
Hey Philip
Welcome to the nuthouse
01/24/2009 04:21:14 AM · #10
Howdy !
01/24/2009 05:38:44 AM · #11
Good Morning Phil - Nice to meet you! Enjoy!

Diane
01/24/2009 06:38:34 AM · #12
Thanks everybody. I shall try not to annoy anybody.
01/24/2009 06:42:11 AM · #13
Originally posted by Tazzers:

Thanks everybody. I shall try not to annoy anybody.


Well, with an attitude like THAT, you're not going to get anywhere.
01/24/2009 06:46:31 AM · #14
Welcome the the madhouse, and regarding your first line, this place MAY drive you to drinking. We're a nice bunch, except in the "ring", and then we turn into a bunch of vicious hyenas that will rip your throat out for the most minor technical flaw. (BTW, watch your JPEG compression). But it's all in fun. I think.

01/24/2009 07:37:03 AM · #15
Originally posted by yospiff:

Welcome the the madhouse, and regarding your first line, this place MAY drive you to drinking. We're a nice bunch, except in the "ring", and then we turn into a bunch of vicious hyenas that will rip your throat out for the most minor technical flaw. (BTW, watch your JPEG compression). But it's all in fun. I think.


I thought it was in the rules that we had to drink.... :P

WElcome Tazzers, just watch out for Judi's whips, Arts torch carrying woodies and Strikeslip's killer squirrels and you will be fine
01/24/2009 09:09:14 AM · #16
It looks like I have come to the right place then.
01/24/2009 09:28:16 AM · #17
Drop by the bar thread some night and tip a few back. Just watch out where you step, and don't feed the critters in the hot tub.

Welcome to the insanity that is DPC :)
01/24/2009 09:44:16 AM · #18
i love this place.
01/24/2009 09:44:28 AM · #19
Welcome, Tazzers. We are all out of fruit baskets. You'll have to settle for this assortment of cheeses. (We never run out of cheese here)
01/24/2009 12:26:32 PM · #20
What? No carriage clock?
01/24/2009 01:11:32 PM · #21
Nope, no clock, but everyone will provide more than enough whine wine to go with Art's cheeses :)
01/24/2009 01:14:52 PM · #22
Careful......................
01/24/2009 01:20:56 PM · #23
Trust me....you don't want the cheese from around here....we know where it has been!!!!!
01/24/2009 02:50:08 PM · #24
Originally posted by Tazzers:


My name is Phil, I am an idiot with a D300 and reckon I might be able to take a half decent picture with it.

Phil


Nikon's have a tendency to do that to some people. Now a Canon on the other hand can making you taller, slimmer, more attractive, sexier, stronger, smarter, increase stamana, etc. It won't help you take better pictures, but with the other stuff it does, who cares how the pictures come out.

;D

Mike
01/24/2009 03:08:51 PM · #25
Originally posted by MikeJ:

Originally posted by Tazzers:


My name is Phil, I am an idiot with a D300 and reckon I might be able to take a half decent picture with it.

Phil


Nikon's have a tendency to do that to some people. Now a Canon on the other hand can making you taller, slimmer, more attractive, sexier, stronger, smarter, increase stamana, etc. It won't help you take better pictures, but with the other stuff it does, who cares how the pictures come out.

;D

Mike


oh great. here comes the canon vs nikon war
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