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08/16/2006 08:42:28 AM · #51 |
Originally posted by kaelva:
Originally posted by thegrandwazoo:
Originally posted by kaelva:
Originally posted by thegrandwazoo:
Originally posted by elemess:
Yo mama's so fat, she's at an elevated risk of Type 2 diabetes! |
Boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo |
Yo mama house so dirty roaches ride around on dune buggies! |
Yo mama's so fat, she uses a California King fitted sheet for a Do-Rag! |
Yo mama is so fat she has three shirt sizes: jumbo, humongus, and "OH MY GOD IT'S COMING TOWARDS US!!" |
Yo mama is so fat I had to rent the Hubble to take her picture.
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08/16/2006 08:45:38 AM · #52 |
Yo momma is so ugly that Neat Image deleted her from the portrait you took of her and left the noise.
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08/16/2006 08:45:45 AM · #53 |
Originally posted by thegrandwazoo:
Originally posted by kaelva:
Originally posted by thegrandwazoo:
Originally posted by kaelva:
Originally posted by thegrandwazoo:
Originally posted by elemess:
Yo mama's so fat, she's at an elevated risk of Type 2 diabetes! |
Boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo |
Yo mama house so dirty roaches ride around on dune buggies! |
Yo mama's so fat, she uses a California King fitted sheet for a Do-Rag! |
Yo mama is so fat she has three shirt sizes: jumbo, humongus, and "OH MY GOD IT'S COMING TOWARDS US!!" |
Yo mama is so fat I had to rent the Hubble to take her picture. |
Yo Momma so fat the police where going to use her as an emergency air mattress when Michael Jackson started dangling his baby. |
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08/16/2006 08:49:01 AM · #54 |
Originally posted by kaelva:
Yo Momma so fat the police where going to use her as an emergency air mattress when Michael Jackson started dangling his baby. |
Yo Momma so fat she use 2 aircraft carriers for water skies. |
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08/16/2006 08:52:24 AM · #55 |
Originally posted by thegrandwazoo:
Yo Momma so fat she use 2 aircraft carriers for water skies. |
Yo momma's so fat it takes a forklift to help her stand up. |
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08/16/2006 08:59:29 AM · #56 |
Originally posted by kaelva:
Originally posted by thegrandwazoo:
Yo Momma so fat she use 2 aircraft carriers for water skies. |
Yo momma's so fat it takes a forklift to help her stand up. |
Yo momma's so fat she bought the big top from Ringling brothers circus to use as a moo moo! |
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08/16/2006 08:59:45 AM · #57 |
Originally posted by thegrandwazoo:
Originally posted by kaelva:
Originally posted by thegrandwazoo:
Yo Momma so fat she use 2 aircraft carriers for water skies. |
Yo momma's so fat it takes a forklift to help her stand up. |
Yo momma's so fat she bought the big top from Ringling brothers circus to use as a moo moo! |
Yo momma�s so fat her butt cheeks look like two pigs fighting over a milk dud.
Message edited by author 2006-08-16 13:00:31. |
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08/16/2006 09:02:46 AM · #58 |
| Yo momma's so fat she has her own gravitational pull! |
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08/16/2006 09:03:37 AM · #59 |
yo mama is so poor, when i asked where was the restroom she said "three boxes down the left".
yo mama is so hairy it looks like she has don king kong in a head lock
you mama is so poor when i asked what was for diner she spread her legs and said "black angus"
Message edited by author 2006-08-16 13:07:51.
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08/16/2006 09:03:44 AM · #60 |
Originally posted by thegrandwazoo:
Yo momma's so fat she has her own gravitational pull! |
Yo momma's so fat when they used her underwear elastic for bungee jumping, they hit the ground. |
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08/16/2006 09:10:24 AM · #61 |
Originally posted by kaelva:
Originally posted by thegrandwazoo:
Yo momma's so fat she has her own gravitational pull! |
Yo momma's so fat when they used her underwear elastic for bungee jumping, they hit the ground. |
Yo momma's so fat when she suntans on the beach people try to push her back out to sea. |
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08/16/2006 09:12:00 AM · #62 |
Originally posted by thegrandwazoo:
Originally posted by kaelva:
Originally posted by thegrandwazoo:
Yo momma's so fat she has her own gravitational pull! |
Yo momma's so fat when they used her underwear elastic for bungee jumping, they hit the ground. |
Yo momma's so fat when she suntans on the beach people try to push her back out to sea. |
Yo momma so fat she was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her for the new world.
k this has been fun but i have to go :( i'll come back later for more abuse :D |
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08/16/2006 09:14:13 AM · #63 |
Like wise! See you soon! And there is NOWAY I CAN MISS YOUR MOMMA!
LMAO |
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08/16/2006 09:15:45 AM · #64 |
Yo momma shoots Cannon?
(I think I hate this game too)
Yo momma is so fat that when she sits around the house she really sits AROUND the house. (thank you Weird Al) |
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08/16/2006 09:16:38 AM · #65 |
Originally posted by Megatherian:
Yo momma shoots Cannon?
(I think I hate this game too)
Yo momma is so fat that when she sits around the house she really sits AROUND the house. (thank you Weird Al) |
Been said already. Sheesh!
j/k
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08/16/2006 09:17:07 AM · #66 |
Yo mama so nasty she made speed stick slow down.
Yo mama so nasty she brings crabs to the beach.
Yo mama so nasty she made right guard turn left.
Yo mama so nasty the fishery be paying her to leave
Yo mama so nasty she has to creep up on bathwater.
Yo mama so nasty that pours salt water down her pants to keep her crabs fresh.
Yo mama so nasty I called her to say hello, and she ended up giving me an ear infection.
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08/16/2006 09:17:52 AM · #67 |
Originally posted by bobdaveant:
Yo mama so fat her college graduation picture was an airial.
so there.... |
this ONe made me laugh!! i can pictue a guy in a Chopper with a Megaphone yellin " SAY CHEESE" LMAO |
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08/16/2006 09:20:16 AM · #68 |
Yo momma's so saggy, she leaves nipple trails in the sand behind her.
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08/16/2006 09:27:06 AM · #69 |
| Yo momma is so fat when she wears a yellow shirt every one around her hold up there hand and yells "TAXI"....."TAXi" |
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08/16/2006 09:30:25 AM · #70 |
Yo momma's so fat, they found stdavidson tucked away in a fat roll. :-)
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08/16/2006 09:30:54 AM · #71 |
Originally posted by fotomann_forever:
Yo momma's so fat, they found stdavidson tucked away in a fat roll. :-) |
LMAO perfect! :-D |
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08/16/2006 09:33:25 AM · #72 |
yo mama so dirty her teeth look like sticks of butter.
yo mama so poor, she stuck in her key to unlock the front door and broke out the back window.
yo mama so skanky, you have to double park and wait an hour to get in (clean version)
yo mama so ugly, I tied a t-bone round her neck and the dog still wouldn't play with her.
yo mama so fat, she sat on a penny and boogers came out Abe's nose.
yo mama so fat, I had to roll over twice and I was still ontop of her.
yo mama so fat n dirty, someone wrote 'wash me' in the dirt on her back.
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08/16/2006 09:33:40 AM · #73 |
| Yo momma is so fat, befor God said let there be Light.... he said " Move your fat butt out of the way".. |
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08/16/2006 09:35:29 AM · #74 |
Originally posted by thegrandwazoo:
Originally posted by fotomann_forever:
Yo momma's so fat, they found stdavidson tucked away in a fat roll. :-) |
LMAO perfect! :-D |
Fortunately she's so nasty, that Steve was able to survive on the potatos growing in the fat rolls.
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08/16/2006 09:36:24 AM · #75 |
yo mama so fat, ferrets run between her fat rolls.
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