| Author | Thread |
|
|
01/03/2006 07:34:39 AM · #1 |
Just got this in an email, so I thought I would share with you all. #4 in particular applies to those "negative comments" us DPC'ers sometimes dread. :-)
---------------------------------------------------------------------
Ten Thoughts to Ponder for 2006
Number 10 - Life is sexually transmitted.
Number 9 - Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
Number 8 - Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
Number 7 - Give a person a fish and you feed him for a day; teach a person to use the Internet and he won't bother you for weeks.
Number 6 - Some people are like a Slinky...not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.
Number 5 - Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.
Number 4 - All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
Number 3 - Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and a substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents?
Number 2 - In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
AND THE NUMBER 1 THOUGHT FOR 2006 - We know exactly where one cow with mad-cow-disease is located among the millions and millions of cows in America but we haven't got a clue as to where thousands of illegal immigrants and terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of Immigration.
|
|
|
|
01/03/2006 07:37:44 AM · #2 |
I love these. I've seen them elsewhere, and it's prolly the only "FWD" I've read and enjoyed :)
|
|
|
|
01/03/2006 07:42:02 AM · #3 |
Originally posted by macpapas:
Number 8 - Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
|
amendment Number 8 - Men have two states; Horny and Lazy - tell them to get thier own friggen sandwich.
Message edited by author 2006-01-03 12:42:32. |
|
|
|
01/03/2006 07:45:36 AM · #4 |
Originally posted by mesmeraj:
Originally posted by macpapas:
Number 8 - Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
|
amendment Number 8 - Men have two states; Horny and Lazy - tell them to get thier own friggen sandwich. |
we can't be that lazy.
having sex takes a lot of energy.
|
|
|
|
01/03/2006 07:56:17 AM · #5 |
Originally posted by mesmeraj:
amendment Number 8 - Men have two states; Horny and Lazy |
You say that as if it's a bad thing. |
|
|
|
01/03/2006 07:57:56 AM · #6 |
Originally posted by mesmeraj:
amendment Number 8 - Men have two states; Horny and Lazy - tell them to get thier own friggen sandwich. |
Horny, Lazy, and Gaming!
|
|
|
|
01/03/2006 08:00:11 AM · #7 |
Originally posted by mesmeraj:
|
amendment Number 8 - Men have two states; Horny and Lazy - tell them to get thier own friggen sandwich. [/quote]
I was going to post a huge long reply to this, ...but I just don't feel like it right now. I think I'll go take a nap instead.
Message edited by author 2006-01-03 13:01:22. |
|
|
|
01/03/2006 08:05:05 AM · #8 |
Originally posted by macpapas:
Number 2 - In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
AND THE NUMBER 1 THOUGHT FOR 2006 - We know exactly where one cow with mad-cow-disease is located among the millions and millions of cows in America but we haven't got a clue as to where thousands of illegal immigrants and terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of Immigration. |
ROFLMAO..... Oh wait, that ID is taken :-)
Now that I think about these, I am not sure I should be laughing.... |
|
|
|
01/03/2006 08:14:22 AM · #9 |
Very cute, thanks for sharing :-)
...I love no. 6 !!!
|
|
