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11/18/2005 04:54:48 AM · #201 |
Not many girls in contemporary American society today would give their underwear to help a geek like me.
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11/18/2005 05:01:00 AM · #202 |
Originally posted by digitalpins:
what???? 8 pages on this thread and I still dont want the orginal post meant? hmmm |
Casablanca, my dear Watson, Casablanca
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11/18/2005 05:01:32 AM · #203 |
| Trust me, Madam, your underwear is in good hands |
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11/18/2005 05:03:15 AM · #204 |
| I'm Winston Wolf. I solve problems. |
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11/18/2005 05:03:44 AM · #205 |
| Put the bunny back in the box. |
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11/18/2005 05:08:49 AM · #206 |
Originally posted by Marjo:
Put the bunny back in the box. |
Imagine meeeting you here....
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11/18/2005 05:09:09 AM · #207 |
| I'm the most dangerous man in this prison. You know why? 'Cause I control the underwear. |
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11/18/2005 06:14:51 AM · #208 |
Well huzzah, huzzah. I'll just throw back my legs and pollute my britches with delight.
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11/18/2005 07:04:07 AM · #209 |
You don't understand! I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. I could've been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am.
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11/18/2005 07:16:28 AM · #210 |
| Look how they made me look. Like a bum, like a mammalucco. |
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11/18/2005 07:22:27 AM · #211 |
And then Johnny Fontane comes along with his olive- oil voice, and guinea charm. And she runs off. She threw it all away just to make me look ridiculous! And a man in my position can't afford to be made to look ridiculous! Now you get the hell outta here! And if that gumbah tries any rough stuff, you tell him I ain't no band leader! Yeah, I heard that story....
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11/18/2005 07:25:22 AM · #212 |
| Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son. |
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11/18/2005 07:37:44 AM · #213 |
| And most recently of all, a "Roman Toga Party" was held from which we have received more than two dozen reports of individual acts of perversion SO profound and disgusting that decorum prohibits listing them here. |
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11/18/2005 07:52:47 AM · #214 |
Ladies and gentlemen, I'll be brief. The issue here is not whether we broke a few rules, or took a few liberties with our female party guests - we did. But you can't hold a whole fraternity responsible for the behavior of a few, sick twisted individuals. For if you do, then shouldn't we blame the whole fraternity system? And if the whole fraternity system is guilty, then isn't this an indictment of our educational institutions in general? I put it to you, Greg - isn't this an indictment of our entire American society? Well, you can do whatever you want to us, but we're not going to sit here and listen to you badmouth the United States of America. Gentlemen!
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11/18/2005 07:53:49 AM · #215 |
I think vegetables can be very sensuous, don't you?
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11/18/2005 07:58:32 AM · #216 |
No, vegetables are sensual. People are sensuous.
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11/18/2005 07:59:03 AM · #217 |
| ...is brought to you by Soylent red and Soylent yellow, high energy vegetable concentrates, and new, delicious, Soylent green. The miracle food of high-energy plankton gathered from the oceans of the world. |
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11/18/2005 08:03:16 AM · #218 |
Nobody does vegetables like me. I did an evening of vegetables off-Broadway. I did the best tomato, the best cucumber... I did an endive salad that knocked the critics on their ass.
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11/18/2005 08:05:42 AM · #219 |
| It's lonely being a cannibal. Tough making friends |
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11/18/2005 08:08:32 AM · #220 |
| If a cannibal used a knife and fork, would you call that progress? |
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11/18/2005 08:11:59 AM · #221 |
| A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti. |
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11/18/2005 08:21:51 AM · #222 |
The pearl is in the liver, the liver!
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11/18/2005 08:22:52 AM · #223 |
I don't know what all this trouble is about but I'm sure it must be your fault.
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11/18/2005 08:52:47 AM · #224 |
| And now you understand. Anything goes wrong, anything at all... your fault, my fault, nobody's fault... it won't matter - I'm gonna blow your head off. No matter what else happens, no matter who gets killed I'm gonna blow your head off. |
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11/18/2005 09:07:57 AM · #225 |
I just want you to know that even though you tried to terminate me, revenge is not an idea we promote on my planet.
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