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11/18/2005 10:46:42 AM · #251 |
| Well, the way they make shows is, they make one show. That show's called a pilot. Then they show that show to the people who make shows, and on the strength of that one show they decide if they're going to make more shows. Some pilots get picked and become television programs. Some don't, become nothing. She starred in one of the ones that became nothing. |
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11/18/2005 10:48:40 AM · #252 |
Originally posted by laurielblack:
Women need a reason to have sex.
Men just need a place. |
What IS the point my dear madam? |
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11/18/2005 10:56:48 AM · #253 |
| People come up to me all the time and say "you should be a model," or "you look just like a model," or "maybe you should try to be a man who models." And I always have to laugh because I'm so good looking. Of course I'm a model. |
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11/18/2005 11:01:01 AM · #254 |
| Where do you think you're going? Nobody's leaving. Nobody's walking out on this fun old fashioned family Christmas. No, no. We're all in this together. This is a full-blown, four-alarm holiday emergency here. We're going to press on, and we're going to have the hap-hap-happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny F***ing Kaye. And when Santa squeezes his fat white a$$ down that chimney tonight, he's going to find the jolliest bunch of a$$holes this side of the nut house. |
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11/18/2005 11:06:54 AM · #255 |
Kid: Santa!
Santa: Yeah.
Kid: You're bringing my present early?
Santa: No
Kid: But I never told you what I wanted.
Santa: I said I didn't bring it. |
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11/18/2005 11:42:03 AM · #256 |
You take someone to the airport, its clearly the beginning of the relationship. That's why I have never taken anyone to the airport at the beginning of a relationship.
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11/18/2005 11:43:34 AM · #257 |
| Get your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape. |
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11/18/2005 11:45:29 AM · #258 |
| Don't let me stand in your way, please don't let me stand in your way. The last thing I want to be remembered as is an annoying blabbermouth... You know, nothing grinds my gears worse than some chowderhead that doesn't know when to keep his big trap shut... If you catch me running off with my mouth, just give me a poke on the chubbs... |
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11/18/2005 11:48:26 AM · #259 |
Since I am innocent of this crime, I find it decidedly inconvenient that the gun was never found.
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11/18/2005 12:00:27 PM · #260 |
Ignore her. She's drunk. At least I hope she is. Otherwise I'm in real trouble.
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11/18/2005 12:03:51 PM · #261 |
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11/18/2005 12:14:23 PM · #262 |
| Looks like this thread has turned it up all the way to (page) 11. |
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11/18/2005 12:22:29 PM · #263 |
Honesty may be the best policy, but it's important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy.
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11/18/2005 01:08:35 PM · #264 |
| We've got a blind date with Destiny - and it looks like she's ordered the lobster. |
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11/18/2005 01:09:12 PM · #265 |
| I am a leaf on the wind ... watch how I soar. |
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11/18/2005 01:28:54 PM · #266 |
| ...rejection kills. Disappointment only maims. |
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11/18/2005 03:31:14 PM · #267 |
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11/18/2005 03:33:00 PM · #268 |
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11/18/2005 03:35:50 PM · #269 |
| You gotta ask yourself........you feel lucky punk? Well do ya? |
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11/18/2005 03:38:59 PM · #270 |
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11/18/2005 03:42:12 PM · #271 |
| Sorry if I hurt your feelings but...... is it in yet? |
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11/18/2005 03:44:38 PM · #272 |
Hey, psycho, we're not going to talk about this. It's over. Now get out of my Van Halen t-shirt before you jinx the band and they break up.
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11/18/2005 03:50:59 PM · #273 |
| You are a sad, strange little man, and you have my pity. Farewell. |
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11/18/2005 04:08:01 PM · #274 |
| Strange things are afoot at the Circle K |
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11/18/2005 04:09:57 PM · #275 |
| Have you ever been in a Turkish prison? |
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