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 02/21/2013 05:22:24 AM · #1
I got this text message this morning:

"Hi John. I received the text from sue. I hope that you will stay on the team if it does not cause any problems between you and sue."

I have no idea who this person is, so of course I replied. At first I thought that John and Sue both worked together on some team at a Toronto bank, and the text was from a manager.

"When Sue broke my heart for another guy. And after she did that it left me in a sad mood, with my happiness shattering like glass. The pieces of this tragedy can't be put back together, and the only one I can blame for my pain is her. Just found out I have VD, tell Sue she should get checked."

I just got a reply, and it looks like the game is afoot. Now I'm not so sure what kind of team this is. Maybe a pick-up sports team?

"Ok. Now I'm confused. You and sue are still together are you not?"

My reply (thanks Bear_Music):

"It depends on what you mean by "together": It would help if I knew what's happened to the gerbil, honestly."



Message edited by author 2013-02-21 12:19:28.
 02/21/2013 05:31:35 AM · #2
there's too many options i can't choose just one.

but the word "hermaphrodite" should find it's way into your response somehow. or "cia"
 02/21/2013 05:32:20 AM · #3
Oh, Slippy. this could cause a disruption in the space/time continuum. Are you sure you need to continue?
 02/21/2013 05:34:02 AM · #4
Hahaha.
You're horrible. :)
 02/21/2013 05:35:31 AM · #5
Oh wow this could turn ugly
 02/21/2013 05:36:36 AM · #6
Originally posted by cowboy221977:
Oh wow this could turn uglyier
02/21/2013 05:37:36 AM · #7
The writer of the texts "sounds" female to me. Maybe I should suggest a threesome?
 02/21/2013 05:43:23 AM · #8
Originally posted by Strikeslip:
The writer of the texts "sounds" female to me. Maybe I should suggest a threesome?


Absolutely
 02/21/2013 06:05:09 AM · #9
why doesn't this stuff ever happen to me?

Respond:

Yes of curse we are still together, you expect me to give up the best sex of my life over a little infidelity?

02/21/2013 06:31:11 AM · #10
It depends on what you mean by "together": It would help if I knew what's happened to the gerbil, honestly.
 02/21/2013 06:45:05 AM · #11
This thread could be better than the Nigerian girlfriend.
 02/21/2013 06:47:33 AM · #12
Originally posted by Bear_Music:
It depends on what you mean by "together": It would help if I knew what's happened to the gerbil, honestly.


i just spit out my water.

02/21/2013 07:04:15 AM · #13
Bear !?!?!?! :-D
 02/21/2013 07:06:32 AM · #14
Originally posted by Strikeslip:
Bear !?!?!?! :-D

Slipped out of character for a bit there, didn't I? ;-)
 02/21/2013 07:11:30 AM · #15
I normally don't follow "slippy" threads (they threaten my naivete), but methinks this one could be good.
 02/21/2013 07:18:25 AM · #16
Originally posted by Bear_Music:
It depends on what you mean by "together": It would help if I knew what's happened to the gerbil, honestly.

I had to got with Bear's. It's extra funny just because it's coming from him. :-D
 02/21/2013 07:32:36 AM · #17
Originally posted by Strikeslip:
Originally posted by Bear_Music:
It depends on what you mean by "together": It would help if I knew what's happened to the gerbil, honestly.

I had to got with Bear's. It's extra funny just because it's coming from him. :-D

YESSSSSSSSSSSS!
 02/21/2013 07:33:23 AM · #18
Originally posted by karmat:
I normally don't follow "slippy" threads (they threaten my naivete), but methinks this one could be good.

If this person doesn't figure it out now, the joke may be on me.
 02/21/2013 07:33:54 AM · #19
Originally posted by Bear_Music:
Originally posted by Strikeslip:
Originally posted by Bear_Music:
It depends on what you mean by "together": It would help if I knew what's happened to the gerbil, honestly.

I had to got with Bear's. It's extra funny just because it's coming from him. :-D

YESSSSSSSSSSSS!

It's like getting a Blue Ribbon! :-D
 02/21/2013 07:41:21 AM · #20
if they say that THEY are in possession of the gerbil shut off your phone immediately and take out the battery.
 02/21/2013 07:44:32 AM · #21
Originally posted by Strikeslip:
It's like getting a Blue Ribbon! :-D


tied around your you-know-what
 02/21/2013 07:45:30 AM · #22
HA! I love the gerbil!

This is hilarious.

I agree with mrchhas.

Message edited by author 2013-02-21 12:45:57.
 02/21/2013 07:48:45 AM · #23
I think the writer is an ex-girlfriend. She's wanting "you" to stay on the team, but not if it will cause problems between you and your current girlfriend, Sue.
02/21/2013 07:51:58 AM · #24
Originally posted by LydiaToo:
I think the writer is an ex-girlfriend. She's wanting "you" to stay on the team, but not if it will cause problems between you and your current girlfriend, Sue.


in that case the threesome idea is most definitely back in play.
 02/21/2013 08:00:32 AM · #25
Originally posted by mike_311:
Originally posted by LydiaToo:
I think the writer is an ex-girlfriend. She's wanting "you" to stay on the team, but not if it will cause problems between you and your current girlfriend, Sue.


in that case the threesome idea is most definitely back in play.

Dang! Very insightful, Lydia! ... and Mike.

Ooh, but what is my current gf doing texting my ex? That's pretty awkward.

Maybe they are really hot twins?

Message edited by author 2013-02-21 13:02:09.
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