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01/03/2006 09:41:50 PM · #51 |
Originally posted by pa_cuthbert:
Originally posted by TechnoShroom:
EDIT: On a side note... tell the truth ladies... you're in there playing with the toilet paper aren't you? |
The truth? No mummies, but toilet paper does disappear quickly in the house I live in. Probably about 24 rolls a month? That's for usually 2 and a half people.
I don't know what others do, but I know what I do. I'm also not sure if you guys are familar with water sprays located right next the toilet bowl. If not, then basically pressured water sprays to clean your bum or fanny or whatever you want wash in between your legs.
For me, I've been taught that keeping moisture down there is bad fod its health. So toilet paper is a necessity to dry myself up. That's my truth the that story. |
They are called "bidets", I assume you know that. VERY rare in the USA, saw a lot of them when I lived in Europe. This is a hell of a thread, you know? I think it's hysterical.
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01/03/2006 09:44:50 PM · #52 |
Originally posted by Bear_Music:
They are called "bidets", I assume you know that. VERY rare in the USA, saw a lot of them when I lived in Europe. This is a hell of a thread, you know? I think it's hysterical. |
They make add on seats with the bidet, heat, and massage now. Oddly enough I'm the one in my family pushing for one. Role reversal on this one perhaps. |
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01/03/2006 09:45:55 PM · #53 |
| Around here they call that a warm warsh cloth... |
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01/03/2006 09:48:34 PM · #54 |
I dunno... the whole idea of water spraying my hiney is just unappealing to me... just makes me think I have push too hard or dropped to heavy a load.
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01/03/2006 10:01:29 PM · #55 |
I been watching this thread. After reading both sides of the issue, I made a decision. I went into my toolbox got a cresent wrench and screwdriver and just took the damn thing off. I figure if you have to hover over the bowl you won't be there as long and you'll pay more attention to what's going on. Yes, it's going to be cold and feel wet, but wet was the issue to begin with so they should be used to that. Also for the New Year we are going to the Faulker method. "If it's yellow, let it mellow." "If it's brown, flush it down."
Now, as far as my bathroom is concerned, I put a touch-key(I have the secret code)lock on the door and a new heated seat on the toilet with the money I'm gonna save on water in the other.
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01/04/2006 01:37:42 AM · #56 |
| I'm impressed with dsmeth. Slightly confusing to me at first, more like baffled, but I can understand. |
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01/04/2006 03:11:33 AM · #57 |
When I get bitched at for leaving the seat up, I simply cover the bowl in saran wrap and put the lid/seat down on top of that.
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01/04/2006 03:29:21 AM · #58 |
Originally posted by Bear_Music:
About time for us guys to weigh in and discuss the joys of "writing in the snow", don't you think? It's one of the great male freedoms, this ability to take an uninhibitedly expressive pee in the great outdoors. Share your stories, guys!
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LOL, Bear. OK, here's mine:
I was helping to run a geophysical survey one winter. That means I trudged through the woods with a large electrode on a long wire & hammered it into the ground every 50 metres for readings. Two other people, one male, one female, trudged along at 100 metre spacings behind me. They could always count on seeing my name in the snow at some point in the day. I also did happy faces & stick figures. I left other art for them as well, like snow angels & sculptures.
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01/04/2006 04:05:37 AM · #59 |
| At my work they have the urinals with the little fly embossed on the porcelain to give guys a place to "aim." It works too. It seems like there's not as much splash on the ground compared to other plain urinals. |
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01/04/2006 04:21:26 AM · #60 |
| I prefer the seat down. If it's daytime and I'm fully awake and I see the seat up, I'll put it down, but if it's the middle of the night and I stumble into the bathroom and 'fall in', that's when I get ticked off. Besides, my 7 year old son can pee in the toilet with the seat down, why can't the guys? Is that hole not big enough for you to aim in? LOL :D |
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01/04/2006 04:45:16 AM · #61 |
Originally posted by princess:
...Besides, my 7 year old son can pee in the toilet with the seat down, why can't the guys? Is that hole not big enough for you to aim in? LOL :D |
A .22 can shoot through a smaller hole than a howitzer. ;) |
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01/04/2006 04:48:05 AM · #62 |
Originally posted by TechnoShroom:
Originally posted by princess:
...Besides, my 7 year old son can pee in the toilet with the seat down, why can't the guys? Is that hole not big enough for you to aim in? LOL :D |
A .22 can shoot through a smaller hole than a howitzer. ;) |
When I have to hang a rat, I don't want to sit on some 7 year old's stray buckshot.
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01/04/2006 05:10:33 AM · #63 |
I once lived in an apartment where the entire bathroom was covered in tile. With no shower curtain, the entire room (toilet included) naturally got hosed down any time I took a shower!
I never had to clean it once. THAT'S how bathrooms should be made. |
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01/04/2006 05:53:08 AM · #64 |
Originally posted by modgethanc:
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It was fun using toilets when I stayed in China a few summers ago....just a bowl in the ground, no coveres to put up or down, and people just squat over them. |
Don't get me started on some of the more fragrant toilets I've encountered on some of my travels. Or the place in Siberia (Magadan), where, for a 3 day stay, I was issued 12 pieces of TP. Actually, the stuff had not ventured very far from the tree and had splinters in it, so I used it for stationery. |
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01/04/2006 10:57:47 AM · #65 |
| Worst bathroom I ever experienced was in a Safeway in San Diego. It was hard to believe it was in the United States let alone a grocery store. It was obvious the toilet stopped working many many days before and yet people continued to use it until it was brimming. The trash can too was full of foulness and the odor of the place nearly made me wretch the second I opened the door. I took off and went to the gas station down the street. Even though it got hundreds of people every day who didn't head the advice not to drink the water it was a million times better than that supermarket's. Just thinking about it now is making my skin crawl. |
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01/04/2006 11:00:32 AM · #66 |
Originally posted by TechnoShroom:
Originally posted by princess:
...Besides, my 7 year old son can pee in the toilet with the seat down, why can't the guys? Is that hole not big enough for you to aim in? LOL :D |
A .22 can shoot through a smaller hole than a howitzer. ;) |
LMFAO!!!!!!!!
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01/04/2006 12:23:38 PM · #67 |
Originally posted by fotomann_forever:
I dunno... the whole idea of water spraying my hiney is just unappealing to me... just makes me think I have push too hard or dropped to heavy a load. |
I've known many men who had the same opinion, tried it, and now look forward to everytime they have a trip to Europe...
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